Text 15 Jan 11 notes My apologies

I didn’t get everything done I wanted to before I left, and now I’m busy and/or without vehicle.

Anyways, I saw Lone Survivor, and it was AWESOME. However, not the movie a guy going to Afghanistan should watch with his girlfriend. We both were tearing up, it’s a tearjerker for sure. 

And to end here is the last known photo of me:

Text 8 Jan 9 notes

No offence, but I’m not racist.

Text 30 Dec 8 notes Real stuff

In 2014 I’m probably going to do the same shit I did in 2013.

Photo 30 Dec 7 notes
Photo 23 Dec 8 notes Slowly becoming the crazy cat lady - Here’s my second cat, Quest, with Santa

Slowly becoming the crazy cat lady - Here’s my second cat, Quest, with Santa

Text 22 Dec 7 notes How do you even????

I recently heard about someone being passive-aggressive on Pinterest, which is about the most stereotypical whitest thing you could ever do.

Text 22 Dec 7 notes Awesome

If you sent me a card, I just got it today. Thank you! My amazing roommate has been religious about checking the mail for his things, and throwing my mail wherever he sees fit. Then of course, he’ll throw stuff on top of it.

So even though he’s been telling me I got no mail these past few weeks, I had a stack of cards and bills. Thanks buddy.

On another note, since the adoption FINALLY went through, I’m sending cards and gifts out tomorrow. Yes, they’ll be late, I know, but I wanted the whole kitten family on the card. KITTENS.

Photo 17 Dec 8 notes Badassery in the 80s.

Badassery in the 80s.

Text 3 Dec 8 notes White people things

Dearest followers, 

If you want one of my special cards, inbox me your address. I’ll need it soon to see how many I’m going to get printed.

Yours in Doge,
Hector

Text 3 Dec 11 notes Naked people

So I come to gym later at night to avoid crowds, since I hate people. Of course, the only other person there picks the locker next to mine and just stands there naked while playing on his phone.

Photo 29 Nov 8 notes Catnip, not even once.

Catnip, not even once.

Photo 28 Nov 15 notes unkamatt:

Hector’s Christmas present. 
Oil painted in Vietnam, from the awesome folks at nobilified.com. 
I was the first person to request tattoos put on a painting, and they were very excited to do it, so I told them to use it on the website, and you can see it under “examples”. 
The original is Andrea Doria as Neptune, and from several photos, they created this masterpiece. 

Really, this is the best gift I have ever received. Ever. Nothing will ever match it.

unkamatt:

Hector’s Christmas present.

Oil painted in Vietnam, from the awesome folks at nobilified.com.

I was the first person to request tattoos put on a painting, and they were very excited to do it, so I told them to use it on the website, and you can see it under “examples”.

The original is Andrea Doria as Neptune, and from several photos, they created this masterpiece.

Really, this is the best gift I have ever received. Ever. Nothing will ever match it.

Text 19 Nov 6 notes Say word?

I just searched for “privilege” on tumblr and noticed white people have gone mentally incapable. 

Photo 18 Nov 6 notes 24 Hour ATM.

24 Hour ATM.

Text 14 Nov 6 notes It’s that time again

I’m writing a children’s book.

It’s about these about how these little kids and their adorable woodland friends made Santa & Jesus very happy by taking all the money out of dad’s wallet and mailing it to my PO box.


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